| eleven ✖ it is my very favorite gun |
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May 31st, 2011 @ 2:33pm
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( The Resistance )
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| ten ✖ i call her vera. |
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May 7th, 2011 @ 8:13pm
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So. Y'all miss me or what?
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| nine ✖ you know what the chain of command is? |
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November 21st, 2010 @ 2:11am
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Well, lookie here. Harvey done vacated the premises. Looks like I'm in charge now. Vera, I knew you was gettin' lonely. Time for us to have some fun.
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| eight ✖ spry for a dead fella |
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October 11th, 2010 @ 2:31pm
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Well, that was enlightening. When I grow up, I definitely wanna be president.
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| seven ✖ this must be what going mad feels like. |
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September 13th, 2010 @ 2:10am
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The fuck is on my lawn?
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| seven ✖ this never happened. |
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September 2nd, 2010 @ 8:13pm
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| six ✖ grrr. |
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August 12th, 2010 @ 6:39pm
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You know, it's funny. For the past twenty years, I could've sworn I had a daughter. I almost remember what she looks like, but I won't lie to you, it's gettin' a little fuzzy.
It's a good thing I don't like cops, or else I mighta followed through on that thought to file a missing persons report. Hell, I'm half expecting a ransom call any second now. That wouldn't surprise me one bit.
I don't like this. I don't like this at. All. Gorram boys.
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| five ✖ i'll be in my bunk. |
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July 15th, 2010 @ 1:27am
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HEY. Tomorrow's my birthday. Every single one of y'all better be at my house [which is here] tomorrow night, because hell, all this liquor ain't gonna drink itself! Bring a friend, bring more liquor – I don't really care! TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY. And I am a legend.
Night, kids. Be smart. Don't drink and drive.
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| four ✖ the money was too good. |
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June 28th, 2010 @ 10:55pm
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Lord. It's always depressing when a deal don't turn out the way you hoped. Good thing I got people. This is one mess I don't feel like cleaning up. All that blood all over my shiny new carpets. Such a shame.
In other news, I have no idea how I got back from Thailand. Clem, honey, was that you? I certainly hope so. Just proves I raised you right, coming to your old man's rescue and all. Atta girl.
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| three ✖ what the... |
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June 18th, 2010 @ 10:46am
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Huh. Anybody wake up in Thailand and not know how they got here before? 'Cause if it ain't just me, I think I'd like to start a club. Weekly meetings of get drunk, pass out, wake up in another country. Could be fun.
'Course, it wouldn't have to be Thailand. Could always be somewhere less... steamy. So. Any takers?
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| two ✖ eggs. the living legend needs eggs. |
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May 29th, 2010 @ 2:12am
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Next time, I don't think I'll wait so long before coming back to Austin. This city has some mighty fine cocktail waitresses. Mighty fine indeed.
Hey, Allie! Wanna grab some lunch tomorrow before I head back home? And speaking of home, Clem, forgot to mention: Don't do anything I wouldn't do while I'm gone. Always a good rule to live by. Especially when it means staying away from that Simon-y blonde. Grr.
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| one ✖ i don't care, i'm still free |
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May 21st, 2010 @ 10:10am
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Victory! Crisis averted. Apparently some stains do come out of leather. Who knew?
Anyhow, greetings and salutations. I'm Harvey Bennett, father of the incomparable Clem Bennett, and if y'all don't me, then I don't blame you. When I got stuck with Jayne, the internet wasn't exactly big, and the only good sci-fi out there was Star Trek and Star Wars. My, how times change, huh?
Also, point of interest. I'm sure each and every one of you are friendly-like and mean well and all, but mess with my daughter and you'll regret it. She takes after her daddy. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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